Wooly Worm Winter Weather Watch ( I dare ya to say that 3 ti
Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:18 am
Sooner or later, someone in my motorcycle world will bring up the subject of 'wooly worms' and how they can actually predict the upcoming winter by the-size/shape/color/sexual orientation- of this year's crop of the hairy buggers.
I figured I would jump right in with my report.
Wait wait wait, I must first confess that, not only have I witnessed a group of riders along the road that were there for the sole purpose of weighing/measuring/otherwise annoying 'wooly worms' I must admit, sigh, I was in that group.
I did extensive research and looked at many (2 but only because they were really close together) specimen so I'm quite sure,chuckle, that I'm going to be super accurate. Trust me.
My first example, I named him Wooly, looked normal. I don't know? Normal? Oh, sorry, I forgot whom I was talking too.
Moving on, the second example was quite disturbing. I could only imagine the horror that lay ahead of us this dark and bleak winter until, oops, ya, that's Wooly's little sister , Woolameena and she's pissed at her mother so she cut and dyed her hair that color and this is getting to be waaaay more than you wanted to know so,
the weather this winter should be normal what ever the heck that is.
I think the 'wooly worms' are telling us that we should be able to ride some this winter. Much more if you would just stop shaving your legs and maybe wear some long-johns.
That's it for the Wooly Worm Winter Weather Watch,
signing off, your ace weather guy from Wooly Worm central, (is it too early to start drinking?)
eric
I figured I would jump right in with my report.
Wait wait wait, I must first confess that, not only have I witnessed a group of riders along the road that were there for the sole purpose of weighing/measuring/otherwise annoying 'wooly worms' I must admit, sigh, I was in that group.
I did extensive research and looked at many (2 but only because they were really close together) specimen so I'm quite sure,chuckle, that I'm going to be super accurate. Trust me.
My first example, I named him Wooly, looked normal. I don't know? Normal? Oh, sorry, I forgot whom I was talking too.
Moving on, the second example was quite disturbing. I could only imagine the horror that lay ahead of us this dark and bleak winter until, oops, ya, that's Wooly's little sister , Woolameena and she's pissed at her mother so she cut and dyed her hair that color and this is getting to be waaaay more than you wanted to know so,
the weather this winter should be normal what ever the heck that is.
I think the 'wooly worms' are telling us that we should be able to ride some this winter. Much more if you would just stop shaving your legs and maybe wear some long-johns.
That's it for the Wooly Worm Winter Weather Watch,
signing off, your ace weather guy from Wooly Worm central, (is it too early to start drinking?)
eric